VMCC South Durham

:(Hi, I was wondering if anyone has seen my fine ladies cup, that I won at the dinner dance. Given to me by the luscious Colin :tongue:I put it somewhere very safe, that no one hardly goes too (judging by the dust on the shelf) If you find it (B) could you please take care of it for me and ensure you polish it daily so it maintains its fine appearance.....Many thanks:D

Well Noisy Tart if you are imsinuataling that my house keeper has been a tad tardy in her movement of said dust i will need a bigger clue than that.Cos ive got lots of dusty shelves and i cant find no trophy.Unless of course the dust is so deep its lost forever.

Arghhh,I found it.That wan,t a dusty shelf,you had  me lookin int wrong spot lass.I,ll get ousekeeper to give it a rub.

be sure to polish it...:wink:

I polish mine regularly - it looks especially nice and shiny after a good buffing.

Now what are we talking about !!

He means his knob,

or are they called knockers

or possibly front door embelishments, yes that's it, got it now:)