VMCC South Durham

Further to the excitement and anticipation of Andreas announcement of the liver pie ice cream and his subsequent failure to do sod all about it,  he was duly reprimanded at the start of the Bob Rawlings run,which by the way was a slendid affair,and he has made now made further promises of the production of this much anticipated delight.The new premier launch has been promised for the colonial run on the3rd of October,if that won't tempt you to ride your bike i don't know what will,and so with the threat of violent and swift retribution if he fails again i expect he can't sleep at night with spectre of failure and a damm good thrashing in prospect. It could even tempt a Southern Pouff nawff. So now Andreas me boy the pressures on.

"which by the way was a slendid affair"

Wot is this slendid affair you've had. Does Angela know?

I am sorely tempted to venture norf but fiscal resources prevent such activities.

I do hope the Colonial Liver Pie Ice Cream is appreciated by you all.

You could always put a piece on ice and travel sarf with it.

Won't be long before assembly at Kilnpit, I'm green with envy and wish I could be there............

Well Y.G. now you that you/ve moved darn sarf i suspect liver pie ice cream will be too much of a mans food for southern poof to ,manage,we could always bring you some muesli or yoghurt,We had a great Beamish without you,no need to trouble the air ambulance,i expect the colonial will be great as well. It;s grim up north.

TBird, I can assure you that the Colonial will be FANTASTIC this year.

I would advise you to wear wet weather gear - there will be plenty of water.

You can keep all that Grimness up North, we don't want any of that down 'ere.

Muesli or yoghurt would be most appreciated, together with a crate of Brown or Amber - non of yer fancy puffy lager or forin wine..

The Liver pie ice cream is made and will be available at the start of the colonial, this is for two reasons.

1) it will have melted by the end

2) you will probably all drown in the river couquet and miss out otherwise.

I am sorry to have not been available to defend myself on this score but I have been otherwise occupied doing manly non puffy things like mixing concrete and sawing wood!

What more could you ask for ,pissy wet day ,at 9.30AM ,after copious amounts of red wine ,rounded off in a lay by next to the A68 YES liver pie ice cream,marvellous! We didn't drown in the Coquet but we got mislaid in many a remote Northumberland trackless field. Did we get wet? YES. Did we get mislaid? Did we drop into a ditch? Did we do gracefull pirouettes on muddy tracks? Did we cross crocodile infested torrents? A resounding yes to all of these,Did we care ? Not a toss.Well done Andrea,glad that southern puff didn't turn up.

Thanks for the resounding vote of confidence in my trusty protige, Andreas.

I am immensely sorry that I couldn't make it for the actual event, but having sampled the proving of the route I can empathise with all your tribulations.

Rain would certainly have hampered progress, swollen rivers even more so.

The restorative effect of copious hop made beverage would have lessened any dejection though.

Even more restorative would have been the liver-pie-ice-creams!

I'm green with envy and can't wait for some pictorial evidence.

Martyn, alias YG (Southern puff?)

Aye the weather did hamper us a bit, after Tbird departed the final few decided to press on missing out the obvious impassable sections. We decended a steep cow infested bank to what should have been a trickle of water. We were faced with 1-2ft of torrent and a dubious foot bridge. I (not being a poof) waded into the torrent to find the safe route, upon finding it and guaging the depth The chap on the 78 Triumph (can't remember his name) with wife pillion set off and crossed with ease. I having by now got back to the bikle followed, Spike and Derek turned tail and headed for the cows.

Two of us got bach to Kiln Pit Hill, Very, Very Wet but with big smiles.

I guess I dont need to find a PM route for next year and few got round, unless of course the rain comes again!

Thanks to all who turned up and sorry about the weather. 

Did someone mention my name?

Blummin Northern monkees.

The North is rubbish,

The North is crap,

Don't know why I'm botherin

to sing all this pap

The South is lovely,

Always warm not cold,

Get yer Liver pies down yer

Or they'll end up covered in mold.

Beer is cheap in Darlo

Cos theys all tight as chuffs

And thats all I can be bothered with

Load a Northern puffs.

I thank you.

Southern Poof (ist nicht im Hause)

Wot more d'yer expect from a southern tart,    

His voice sounds like a puff's fart,              

A lager drinker is wot you expect,          

No wonder he gets no respect,     

Can't sup ale,can't ride the trail,

best stay int sarf you'r old and frail.

You are my Smithy

My only Smithy

You make me happy

Though you are gray

You'll never know Smith

How much I miss you

(even though your moustache is gay)

Now then S.P.,  I think you are bang out of order to ridicule Tbirds gay moustache.

Keep in mind that this is the 'Vintage' motorcycle club, and although the '70s isn't really the vintage period, it was a time for outrageous trousers and even more outrageous moustaches.  Keep up the good work Tbird:D

Darlo is great for cheap beer,

Alas the men are all queer,

They may ride bikes,

And talk real rough,

But deep down they like

                                    southern puffs.

watch your back S.Poof...Maz

Darlo is the place for real men not boy's,

Like nancy boys who play with girlie toy's

Like lager drinking southern nonces,

Or Cumbrian great flowery ponces,

Both big girl's who sit down to pee,

Bit can.t grow a tsh like ME!