VMCC South Durham

I must apologise for not visiting the virtual pub unfortunately at this time of year I spend that much time in real pubs I have very little time to do anything else. Perhaps when I get barred from more real pubs I will find the time time to visit your virtual pub. A merry Christmas to all (apart from the miserable sods). Cheers. Paul.

I cannot explain what happened last night as I have no recollection of submitting the last post. I can only assume that whilst I was otherwise engaged someone has borrowed my phone and, in my absence, taken advantage of my good nature and wrote in to make it look like something I might have said. Don't worry I will be more vigilant in future with my phone. Tee Total, Paul.

It was supposed to say Is as liberaly minded as yourself. All the best. Pissed up Paul.

As usual I have been out on the piss all day with Brian Some bloke from Spain and my Beloved wife and daughter Victoria. So at this time of night I cannot come up with a reasoned response to your reply. However tomorrow when I meet you and your beloved in person I will be just as pissed so we can have a totally irrational conversation about anything, I sincerely hope your wife/concubine (I don't know you that well)

@stuartbel

Dear Stuart. I thought you understood the crack. We do not serve coffee and mince pies at our social gatherings. Beer, cider, wine and a varied selection of spirits, with cake of a dubious origin. Myself and my family have taken umbrage at your slanderous accusations and my wife Yvonne says she is going to take you in hand tomorrow night and sort you out. Kind regards. Paul.

Glad to hear you are going to be able to make it on Thursday Stuart. Just don't expect the rest of the folks you meet to be as intellectual, intelligent & interesting as those you met on Sunday. As for the talk Brian, it's a good idea as I have lots of vices but it will be awkward to bring them to the club night because they are bolted to the bench, I suppose I could bring some photos if that's any good.

I must agree totally with Stuart's comments on the Anniversary social run. It was somewhat of an eyeopener for myself as my knowledge on blowup dolls is very limited and it was interesting to learn about how the quality and performance of said dolls has improved over the years. Perhaps we could have some sort of presentation on the subject one club night. Cheers, Paul.